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Quest diagnostics 10 panel drug test1/28/2024 ![]() ![]() I also wasn’t around and couldn’t warm the bottles up like I did the first time by putting in my pants against my skin for a couple hours and letting it warm up that way. Now the second time I had to use quick fix the hand warmer when I shook it up didn’t really stay warm. (Does this make sense?) optional step but works good just fyi. instead of the entire rubber band being double wrapped in the middle of the hand warmer because it doesn’t really evenly distribute heat when it’s strapped so tightly to the middle of the hand warmer since the top and bottom of the hand warmer aren’t really touching the bottle anymore when the middle is pinched to the bottle tightly by the rubber band. At that point what I did was I put the rubber band on the top of the hand warmer and then at the bottom of the hand warmer, on the other side of the bottle the rubber band should make an “X”. When you attach it with the rubber band you’ll put the rubber band around it once and then stretch it and do it again so it’s wrapped around twice. Remember strap it to the OPPOSITE side of the temperature gauge! You do NOT want to put it on the same side as the temp gauge it will give false readings and it says not to in the instructions. I then put it on bottle of fake piss using the rubber to strap it to the bottle. The first time I did it I only had to do it once and the hand warmer got warm and it was fine. I wore two pairs of Calvin Klein boxer briefs and then put the bottle on my leg, on the inside part and the 2 pairs of boxers tightly strapped the bottle to my leg. My first time using quick fix my test was at 1:00pm so I attached the hand warmer 1 hour prior to the test. Do this for 1 minute and repeat after 30 min if the hand warmer still isn’t hot. Don’t grip the hand warmer too tightly you want to just hold it in your hand lightly and then shake the shit out out your hand back and forth so the stuff inside the hand warmer mixes up. But seriously shake that hand warmer vigorously so the contents inside it are mixing and shaking up inside. To do so, VIGOROUSLY shake the hand warmer in back and forth motion like your jerking off lmaooo. At that point I stuck the hand warmer on it. I then looked at it and it was about 94-96 degrees. The first time I put the bottle in my boxers at 9 AM and just let it sit there for about three hours till 12:00pm. The heat is really not hard I’ve done it twice now and have had no problems on either occasion. My boss is going to flip his shit because I’ve only been here for five weeks and they have a ton of work coming up for me to do Hope this adds context because I’m my entire working career I’ve only been drug tested 3 times, 2 in the past 2 months lol. So I for sure thought that he was going to fail me for fake urine which is why I was so anxious about getting the results. ![]() So my drug test at quest diagnostics was the first time I ever had to do it and then I had to do it again for this new job which is way more important to me since I hate my current job because my boss is a fucking cunt and I was nervous about earlier toxicology because of my medical review Officer (MRO) on my paper Concentra gave me had terrible readings on mine and even had federal lawsuits filed against them for failing people on drug test when they didn’t have dirty urine supposedly. I haven’t received a drug test since my intern days in 2013, since I worked at the company for seven years partially as an intern and partially as an full-time employee after college, I never had to worry about a drug test. I’m gonna be putting my two weeks in tomorrow well today technically. ![]() And then I got an offer after five interviews at this new job which is going to be sick because my boss is it going to be across the country so I’ll be able to work at home again and I’m going up another $20,000 in salary. I think I applied to about 30 jobs and I got four orfive calls back. So my first week there I start applying for new jobs. My last boss was the complete opposite of a micromanager he was super hands off and let you do what you had to and as long as you got the work done he didn’t care. She is always condescending when she talks to you and is super controlling and a huge micromanager. She literally sent me down and made me tell her what time I would get there and leave every day exactly. She would track how long I took a lunch break, what time I got there, what time I left. My first week, never mind week my first day, at the new job my boss started to be on my ass. I got a $29,000 pay jump so it was a no brainer even though the company I was at before I had it sooooo good, work at home everyday, maybe worked 5-10 hours a week of actual work lol, i was there for 7 years. I just got a new job offer in February for where I’m at now. ![]()
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